Jessica ParkWhy is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That’s hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.
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I think it is important to clarify that luge is not an athletic sport. Sledding is a sport, along with bobsledding, skeleton, cross-country skiing, and so on. Luge involves driving a sled down a track at high speeds. The purpose of the sport is to go down the track as quickly as possible while still being able to stop the sled in time.
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